Posted: October 19th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: meat, pants, steak, thief, trousers | No Comments »
From NewsOK.com: Man stuffs 8 steaks in his pants at Braum’s in Durant
Fillet filcher fail
With his trousers packed with meat
no room for two veg
Posted: June 10th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: health, pants, science | No Comments »
From Reuters via Yahoo: U.S. scientists design smart underpants that could save lives
Your life in their pants.
If you trust Dr CK
your health’s on the skids
or:
Your life in their pants
The NHS want to keep
diagnosis brief
Posted: March 4th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: cash, pants, skids, smuggling | No Comments »
From The Metro: Man caught smuggling cash in pants.
Credit is de-kleined.
Quit your smuggling career now
as it’s on the skids.