Haiku – Steaks hidden in trousers

Posted: October 19th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | 6 Comments »

TrousersFrom NewsOK.com: Man stuffs 8 steaks in his pants at Braum’s in Durant

Fillet filcher fail
With his trousers packed with meat
no room for two veg


Haiku – Life Saving Pants

Posted: June 10th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

From Reuters via Yahoo: U.S. scientists design smart underpants that could save lives

Your life in their pants.
If you trust Dr CK
your health’s on the skids

or:

Your life in their pants
The NHS want to keep
diagnosis brief


Haiku – Cash smuggled in pants

Posted: March 4th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

PantsFrom The Metro: Man caught smuggling cash in pants.

Credit is de-kleined.
Quit your smuggling career now
as it’s on the skids.