Posted: April 23rd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: bank, elderly, pension, robber, theft | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Elderly ‘Geezer bandit’ bank robber strikes again
OAPlea guilty
Diss him and he will pop a
flat cap in yo ass
Posted: March 24th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: financial advisor, kidnap, pension, prison | No Comments »
F
rom Sky via Yahoo – German Pensioners Jailed for Kidnapping Financial Advisor.
Silver savers served
For kidnapping their cash man.
Not so sweet FA
Posted: January 25th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: elderly, pension | No Comments »
From BBC News – Call for over 65s to keep working
“Pension? What pension?
Kid, I want to continue
working in-dentured.”