Haiku – Matell sue over lesbian Barbie

Posted: November 30th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Lesbian BarbieFrom Orange – Barbie makers to sue over lesbian calendar

Doll desires damsel.
Her new little plastic friend
needs no batteries


Haiku – Toy Loving Tortoise

Posted: July 12th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

From The Telegraph: Tortoise falls in love with a plastic toy

Tortoise gets called cute
When I had plastic girlfriend
I was called pervert

#haiku Tortoise in love with toy http://roffy.net/bnrVPO Tortoise gets called cute / When I had plastic girlfriend / I was called pervert