Posted: November 30th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: barbie, calendar, lesbian, matell, plastic | No Comments »
From Orange – Barbie makers to sue over lesbian calendar
Doll desires damsel.
Her new little plastic friend
needs no batteries
Posted: July 12th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: love, plastic, tortoise, toy | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Tortoise falls in love with a plastic toy
Tortoise gets called cute
When I had plastic girlfriend
I was called pervert
#haiku Tortoise in love with toy http://roffy.net/bnrVPO Tortoise gets called cute / When I had plastic girlfriend / I was called pervert
