Haiku – Man attempts getaway in go-kart

Posted: March 5th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Go-kartingFrom The Metro: Man tries to evade police in a go-kart

Low speed getaway
A police chase that lacks pace
Trivial pursuit


Haiku – Snorting Drugs Off Police Car

Posted: March 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

FSnortingrom The Metro: German caught taking drugs on police car.

Cop car coke clanger.
A badly timed Need for Speed –
Sierra Charlie