Haiku – Stolen Bees

Posted: May 10th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Oh, beehiveFrom BBC News: Dundee University research bees stolen

Boffins’ bees burgled
Police are told to beehive
as they set up sting


Haiku – World Cup made of Cocaine

Posted: July 4th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

World CupFrom Sky News via Yahoo: Police in Colombia have seized a replica World Cup trophy – made from 11 kilos of cocaine.

Snow White silverware
England team would try harder
if this was real cup


Haiku – Broccoli Attack

Posted: June 14th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Star InnFrom The Daily Mail: Man arrested over claim chef was ‘tortured by broccoli’

Many cooks spoiling –
Let’s get ready to crumble.
Police grill starter


Haiku – Police lose domain to speeder

Posted: June 8th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Web ActivistFrom Tri-Cities.com: Anti-speed camera activist nabs Bluff City PD’s expiring web domain

PD lose IP
Plod turn their attention to
connection speeding


Haiku – Robbed Disguised With Toilet Paper

Posted: April 28th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

loo rollFrom The Metro: Armed robber wraps head in toilet paper as a disguise

Crim is a sheet head
When caught, it will be best for
him 2-ply guilty


Haiku – Police ban enlarged genitals

Posted: April 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

From The Independent: Police ban men with enlarged genitals

Plod plough out plonkers
To swell the force they have to
avoid big helmets


Haiku – Drink Driving in Barbie’s Car

Posted: April 20th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , , | No Comments »

Paul HuttonFrom The Telegraph: Man loses licence after drink-driving in toy Barbie car

Dinky drink driving
How to tell it’s Barbie’s car –
Very big bumpers


Haiku – Police Seize Four Foot Penis

Posted: April 8th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

Stone ChapFrom The Metro: Police Seize Four Foot Penis

Todger yanked by fuzz
Fine four foot phallus faces
Stiff opposition


Haiku – Arrested returning for car

Posted: April 2nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

From AP: Suspects arrested returning to crime scene for car.

Can you describe him?
About 5ft 10, brown hair
and just to your left.


Haiku – Police apologise with beer

Posted: March 27th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

From The Telegraph: Police bungle raid, apologise with beer.

Police epic f-ale
Something stout to guard the door?
Perhaps a porter