From BBC News: Dundee University research bees stolen
Boffins’ bees burgled
Police are told to beehive
as they set up sting
From Sky News via Yahoo: Police in Colombia have seized a replica World Cup trophy – made from 11 kilos of cocaine.
Snow White silverware
England team would try harder
if this was real cup
From The Daily Mail: Man arrested over claim chef was ‘tortured by broccoli’
Many cooks spoiling -
Let’s get ready to crumble.
Police grill starter
From Tri-Cities.com: Anti-speed camera activist nabs Bluff City PD’s expiring web domain
PD lose IP
Plod turn their attention to
connection speeding
From The Metro: Armed robber wraps head in toilet paper as a disguise
Crim is a sheet head
When caught, it will be best for
him 2-ply guilty
From The Independent: Police ban men with enlarged genitals
Plod plough out plonkers
To swell the force they have to
avoid big helmets
From The Telegraph: Man loses licence after drink-driving in toy Barbie car
Dinky drink driving
How to tell it’s Barbie’s car -
Very big bumpers
From The Metro: Police Seize Four Foot Penis
Todger yanked by fuzz
Fine four foot phallus faces
Stiff opposition
From AP: Suspects arrested returning to crime scene for car.
Can you describe him?
About 5ft 10, brown hair
and just to your left.
From The Telegraph: Police bungle raid, apologise with beer.
Police epic f-ale
Something stout to guard the door?
Perhaps a porter
