Haiku – Fight superbugs with poo enema

Posted: November 8th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , , | No Comments »

From The Local: Sweden looks to fight superbugs with ‘other people’s poop’

Quack packs cack in crack.
Wait until you hear about
option number two

(Thanks to DB for the story link)


Haiku – Heating from Human Waste

Posted: October 5th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Poo-wer stationFrom BBC News: Oxfordshire town sees human waste used to heat homes

Gas prices dropping.
Re-pooable energy’s
not to be sniffed at.


Haiku – Gran Wrong Dog Poo Fine

Posted: May 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

No PooFrom BBC News: Sunderland grandmother dog poo fine scrapped

Gran terrierised
Had to springer out of jail
It was ruff justice


Haiku – Man steps in poo, sues.

Posted: April 4th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

From KansasCity.com: Man steps in faeces, trips, sues.

First he steps in it
then files lawsuit full of it.
It’s a bag of it.