Haiku – Pippa Middleton offered $5M for porn role

Posted: May 9th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Pippa MiddletonFrom Digital Spy – Pippa Middleton offered $5 million to do porn

Pip’s booty booty.
Harry cheers, and then he weeps –
Can’t find his wallet.

(Image: © PA Images)

 

 

Pippa Middleton offered $5 million to do porn


Haiku – Burger Van’s Free Porn

Posted: June 17th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

BurgerFrom the Metro: Police seize burger van selling porn

What the burger saw.
Do you want the chef’s hot sauce
all over your baps?


Haiku – Braille Porn Mag Launched

Posted: April 13th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Braille PornFrom The Telegraph: Braille pornographic magazine launched.

Braille jazz mag warning:
Your fingering may lead you
up a blind alley