Posted: May 9th, 2011 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: money, Pippa, porn, Royal Wedding | No Comments »
From Digital Spy – Pippa Middleton offered $5 million to do porn
Pip’s booty booty.
Harry cheers, and then he weeps –
Can’t find his wallet.
(Image: © PA Images)
Pippa Middleton offered $5 million to do porn
Posted: June 17th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: burger, porn, van | No Comments »
From the Metro: Police seize burger van selling porn
What the burger saw.
Do you want the chef’s hot sauce
all over your baps?
Posted: April 13th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: blind, magazine, porn | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Braille pornographic magazine launched.
Braille jazz mag warning:
Your fingering may lead you
up a blind alley
