Haiku – Supersized Last Supper

Posted: March 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Last SupperFrom The Telegraph: Last Supper portions grow larger over time.

“What can I get you?”
“I’ll have five loaves and two fish.”
“Sure. Wanna go large?”


Haiku – Scottish Restaurants to Fight Obesity

Posted: February 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | 2 Comments »

From Telegraph: Restaurants to serve smaller portions to combat obesity.

Mmm, what shall I have?
The double lard burger with
half of the salad.