From Gawker: New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times
Ale fail trail to jail
as beer blagger begs brig and
secures stout sentence
From The Metro: Police astonished by rectal capacity of prison smuggler
That’s one big ass haul.
I wonder where he will keep
his brand new crack pipe?
From BBC News: Prisoner cuts off ear in escape bid
Ear first, then a hand,
arm, foot, leg and so on. Plan?
Escape bit by bit.
From Reuters via Yahoo: Australian woman jailed over cheeseball murder
Cheesy snack attack
makes driver see red (leicester).
Wotsit all about?
From The Telegraph – Mafia boss wins right to use toilet without being filmed.
Don on the dunnie.
Using private moments to
direct number two?
From The Telegraph: Prisoner Warned Over Flatulence Protest.
Fink makes stink in clink.
Perhaps there’s too much fibre
inside his porridge
F
rom Sky via Yahoo – German Pensioners Jailed for Kidnapping Financial Advisor.
Silver savers served
For kidnapping their cash man.
Not so sweet FA
From The Telegraph – Tourist imprisoned for importing tea to Australia.
Cops kibosh cuppa
Leaves for soaking not smoking
Proper brewhaha
From Times Online: Jailed Gangster Runs Organisation Via Facebook
Dave is doing bird
Dave has joined the group “Cartel”
Does Jack Straw like this?
