Haiku – New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times

Posted: July 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Beer ThiefFrom Gawker: New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times

Ale fail trail to jail
as beer blagger begs brig and
secures stout sentence


Haiku – Smuggler Rectal Capacity

Posted: June 7th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

PrisonFrom The Metro: Police astonished by rectal capacity of prison smuggler

That’s one big ass haul.
I wonder where he will keep
his brand new crack pipe?


Haiku – Ear cut off to escape

Posted: May 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

EscapeeFrom BBC News: Prisoner cuts off ear in escape bid

Ear first, then a hand,
arm, foot, leg and so on. Plan?
Escape bit by bit.


Haiku – Cheeseball Murder

Posted: April 22nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

From Reuters via Yahoo: Australian woman jailed over cheeseball murder

Cheesy snack attack
makes driver see red (leicester).
Wotsit all about?


Haiku – Godfather’s right to use toilet sans filming

Posted: March 28th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Mafia BossFrom The Telegraph – Mafia boss wins right to use toilet without being filmed.

Don on the dunnie.
Using private moments to
direct number two?


Haiku – Prisoner Warned Over Flatulence

Posted: March 26th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

JailFrom The Telegraph: Prisoner Warned Over Flatulence Protest.

Fink makes stink in clink.
Perhaps there’s too much fibre
inside his porridge


Haiku – OAPs Kidnap Financial Advisor

Posted: March 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

FOAPs In Courtrom Sky via Yahoo – German Pensioners Jailed for Kidnapping Financial Advisor.

Silver savers served
For kidnapping their cash man.
Not so sweet FA


Haiku – Jail for importing tea

Posted: March 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

CuppaFrom The Telegraph – Tourist imprisoned for importing tea to Australia.

Cops kibosh cuppa
Leaves for soaking not smoking
Proper brewhaha


Haiku – Facebook Organised Crime

Posted: January 31st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

Gangster uses Facebook in jailFrom Times Online: Jailed Gangster Runs Organisation Via Facebook

Dave is doing bird
Dave has joined the group “Cartel”
Does Jack Straw like this?