Haiku – Broccoli Attack

Posted: June 14th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Star InnFrom The Daily Mail: Man arrested over claim chef was ‘tortured by broccoli’

Many cooks spoiling –
Let’s get ready to crumble.
Police grill starter


Haiku – Diners eat up or fined

Posted: June 5th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | 2 Comments »

Japanese FoodFrom Reuters via Yahoo: Restaurant tells diners to eat up or be fined and leave

Nigiri niggles
All you can eat, but no more
or they’ll get sake


Haiku – Supplier swipes meat from plates

Posted: April 11th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

SteakFrom CW Philly: Meat supplier swipes steaks from diners’ plates.

Unpaid bill mis-steak
Say tartare to your dinner
It’s filet min-gone


Haiku – Scottish Restaurants to Fight Obesity

Posted: February 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | 2 Comments »

From Telegraph: Restaurants to serve smaller portions to combat obesity.

Mmm, what shall I have?
The double lard burger with
half of the salad.