Posted: June 14th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: chef, fight, food, police, restaurant | No Comments »
From The Daily Mail: Man arrested over claim chef was ‘tortured by broccoli’
Many cooks spoiling -
Let’s get ready to crumble.
Police grill starter
Posted: June 5th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: australia, chef, japanese, restaurant, sushi | 2 Comments »
From Reuters via Yahoo: Restaurant tells diners to eat up or be fined and leave
Nigiri niggles
All you can eat, but no more
or they’ll get sake
Posted: April 11th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: bill, restaurant, steak | No Comments »
From CW Philly: Meat supplier swipes steaks from diners’ plates.
Unpaid bill mis-steak
Say tartare to your dinner
It’s filet min-gone
Posted: February 24th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: lard, obesity, portion, restaurant, scotland | 2 Comments »
From Telegraph: Restaurants to serve smaller portions to combat obesity.
Mmm, what shall I have?
The double lard burger with
half of the salad.
