Haiku – Robbers Blow Up Bank

Posted: May 26th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Dead bankFrom Orange: Bank Robbers Blow Up Bank

More bang for your buck
They went a bit too far with
the hole in the wall


Haiku – Robbed Disguised With Toilet Paper

Posted: April 28th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

loo rollFrom The Metro: Armed robber wraps head in toilet paper as a disguise

Crim is a sheet head
When caught, it will be best for
him 2-ply guilty


Haiku – Elderly Bank Robber

Posted: April 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Bank RobberFrom The Telegraph: Elderly ‘Geezer bandit’ bank robber strikes again

OAPlea guilty
Diss him and he will pop a
flat cap in yo ass


Haiku – Robbers recruit via job ad

Posted: March 19th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Fhelp wantedrom AFP Via Yahoo – Robbers search for help through job ads.

Man seeks man for ‘work’
Must have a good alibi
And getaway car