Posted: May 26th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: bank, exploding, robber | No Comments »
From Orange: Bank Robbers Blow Up Bank
More bang for your buck
They went a bit too far with
the hole in the wall
Posted: April 28th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: police, robber, theft, toilet paper | No Comments »
From The Metro: Armed robber wraps head in toilet paper as a disguise
Crim is a sheet head
When caught, it will be best for
him 2-ply guilty
Posted: April 23rd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: bank, elderly, pension, robber, theft | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Elderly ‘Geezer bandit’ bank robber strikes again
OAPlea guilty
Diss him and he will pop a
flat cap in yo ass
Posted: March 19th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: job ad, robber, theft | No Comments »
F
rom AFP Via Yahoo – Robbers search for help through job ads.
Man seeks man for ‘work’
Must have a good alibi
And getaway car
