Haiku – Office Robot

Posted: May 25th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

Office RobotFrom Orange: New robot stands-in for office workers

A corporate drone.
Gossip, surf porn, drink coffee
and KILL ALL HUMANS

Haiku – Female Android

Posted: April 5th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

AndroidFrom Ananova: Japanese Scientists Unveil Female Android.

Mimic happiness
sadness, anger, surprise, fear
and KILL ALL HUMANS

Haiku – Robot Camel Jockeys

Posted: March 31st, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

FRobot Jockeysrom The Metro: Robot Jockeys in Camel Race.

Robots get the hump
Mission: be first pass the post
and KILL ALL HUMANS

Haiku – Robot Pharmacist

Posted: March 21st, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Robo-pharmFrom BBC News – Robot serves remedies in Lincolnshire.

‘Droid dispenses drugs
Must find medicine quickly
and KILL ALL HUMANS

Haiku – Jetpack Alternatives?

Posted: February 7th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

From Times Online: NASA Unveils Personal AircraftBond

It’s now 2010
Where is my robot servant,
And where’s my jetpack?