From The Telegraph: Pigeons have urge to gamble
Pigeons play poker?
After I polish my car,
I know they like craps
From The Telegraph: Scientists create ‘custard armour’ to protect soldiers
A trifle to make
hundreds and thousands, but none
for the desserters
From The Independent: Rotten-egg smell delayed the evolution of animals
This is why life stinks.
Mankind will never advance
because of YOUR farts
From Reuters via Yahoo: U.S. scientists design smart underpants that could save lives
Your life in their pants.
If you trust Dr CK
your health’s on the skids
or:
Your life in their pants
The NHS want to keep
diagnosis brief
From The Royal Society: Robert Boyle’s astonishing scientific wishlist
Bob Boyle’s future spoils
Blimey, he even foresaw
Pro-Retinol A…
