Haiku – Gambling Pigeons

Posted: October 14th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

PigeonFrom The Telegraph: Pigeons have urge to gamble

Pigeons play poker?
After I polish my car,
I know they like craps


Haiku – Custard Armour

Posted: July 13th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Custard armourFrom The Telegraph: Scientists create ‘custard armour’ to protect soldiers

A trifle to make
hundreds and thousands, but none
for the desserters


Haiku – Rotten Egg Smell Delayed Evolution

Posted: June 21st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

From The Independent: Rotten-egg smell delayed the evolution of animals

This is why life stinks.
Mankind will never advance
because of YOUR farts


Haiku – Life Saving Pants

Posted: June 10th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

From Reuters via Yahoo: U.S. scientists design smart underpants that could save lives

Your life in their pants.
If you trust Dr CK
your health’s on the skids

or:

Your life in their pants
The NHS want to keep
diagnosis brief


Haiku – Boyle’s Predictions

Posted: June 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

From The Royal Society: Robert Boyle’s astonishing scientific wishlist

Bob Boyle’s future spoils
Blimey, he even foresaw
Pro-Retinol A…