Haiku – Middle Eastern Loo

Posted: July 15th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Squat LooFrom The Telegraph: Middle-Eastern-style ‘squat’ lavatories fitted in Rochdale shopping centre

Crapper culture clash.
Po-litical correctness
has gone down the pan


Haiku – Shoplifters to work in shops

Posted: June 22nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

ShoplifterFrom The Telegraph: Young shoplifters to be given jobs in shops

Robbers’ retail role
This is not so new – we have
bandits running banks