Haiku – Smuggler Rectal Capacity

Posted: June 7th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

PrisonFrom The Metro: Police astonished by rectal capacity of prison smuggler

That’s one big ass haul.
I wonder where he will keep
his brand new crack pipe?


Haiku – Cash smuggled in pants

Posted: March 4th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

PantsFrom The Metro: Man caught smuggling cash in pants.

Credit is de-kleined.
Quit your smuggling career now
as it’s on the skids.