Haiku – Police lose domain to speeder

Posted: June 8th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Web ActivistFrom Tri-Cities.com: Anti-speed camera activist nabs Bluff City PD’s expiring web domain

PD lose IP
Plod turn their attention to
connection speeding


Haiku – New blind speed record

Posted: April 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , , | No Comments »

Metin SenturkFrom Reuters: Turkish singer sets new blind speed record.

Blind bloke burns rubber
He starts his new job Monday
as London cabbie


Haiku – Man attempts getaway in go-kart

Posted: March 5th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Go-kartingFrom The Metro: Man tries to evade police in a go-kart

Low speed getaway
A police chase that lacks pace
Trivial pursuit


Haiku – Snorting Drugs Off Police Car

Posted: March 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

FSnortingrom The Metro: German caught taking drugs on police car.

Cop car coke clanger.
A badly timed Need for Speed –
Sierra Charlie