Posted: June 8th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: computer, internet, police, speed | No Comments »
From Tri-Cities.com: Anti-speed camera activist nabs Bluff City PD’s expiring web domain
PD lose IP
Plod turn their attention to
connection speeding
Posted: April 3rd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: car, drive, record, singer, speed, turkey | No Comments »
From Reuters: Turkish singer sets new blind speed record.
Blind bloke burns rubber
He starts his new job Monday
as London cabbie
Posted: March 5th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: go-kart, police car, slow, speed | No Comments »
From The Metro: Man tries to evade police in a go-kart
Low speed getaway
A police chase that lacks pace
Trivial pursuit
Posted: March 3rd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: drugs, german, police car, speed | No Comments »
F
rom The Metro: German caught taking drugs on police car.
Cop car coke clanger.
A badly timed Need for Speed -
Sierra Charlie
