Haiku – Steaks hidden in trousers

Posted: October 19th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | 6 Comments »

TrousersFrom NewsOK.com: Man stuffs 8 steaks in his pants at Braum’s in Durant

Fillet filcher fail
With his trousers packed with meat
no room for two veg


Haiku – Supplier swipes meat from plates

Posted: April 11th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

SteakFrom CW Philly: Meat supplier swipes steaks from diners’ plates.

Unpaid bill mis-steak
Say tartare to your dinner
It’s filet min-gone