Posted: May 10th, 2011 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: bees, police, theft | No Comments »
From BBC News: Dundee University research bees stolen
Boffins’ bees burgled
Police are told to beehive
as they set up sting
Posted: July 3rd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: beer, criminal, jail, prison, theft | No Comments »
From Gawker: New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times
Ale fail trail to jail
as beer blagger begs brig and
secures stout sentence
Posted: June 24th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: criminal, dealer, drugs, theft, to do | No Comments »
From The Metro: Drug dealer’s to do list includes ‘go on the rob’ and ‘sell weed’
1. Go on the rob
2. Sell weed. 3. Get busted
4. Go to prison
Posted: June 4th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: brakes, car, theft | No Comments »
From Fergus Falls Journal: Man attempts to steal car with no brakes
Crim can’t stop stealing.
He nearly found his perfect
getaway motor
Posted: April 28th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: police, robber, theft, toilet paper | No Comments »
From The Metro: Armed robber wraps head in toilet paper as a disguise
Crim is a sheet head
When caught, it will be best for
him 2-ply guilty
Posted: April 23rd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: bank, elderly, pension, robber, theft | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Elderly ‘Geezer bandit’ bank robber strikes again
OAPlea guilty
Diss him and he will pop a
flat cap in yo ass
Posted: April 10th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: pound shop, theft, £1 | No Comments »
F
rom The Telegraph: Office Manager steals £500,000, ordered to repay £1.
500 Gs wheeze
Victim Support suggestion?
Visit the pound shop.
Posted: April 9th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: post, theft | No Comments »
From The Metro: Thief posts himself into buildings, robs them, posts himself out again
First class criminal.
A caper in brown paper
ends with the last post
Posted: April 2nd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: car, police, theft | No Comments »
From AP: Suspects arrested returning to crime scene for car.
Can you describe him?
About 5ft 10, brown hair
and just to your left.
Posted: March 19th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: job ad, robber, theft | No Comments »
F
rom AFP Via Yahoo – Robbers search for help through job ads.
Man seeks man for ‘work’
Must have a good alibi
And getaway car