Haiku – Stolen Bees

Posted: May 10th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Oh, beehiveFrom BBC News: Dundee University research bees stolen

Boffins’ bees burgled
Police are told to beehive
as they set up sting


Haiku – New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times

Posted: July 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Beer ThiefFrom Gawker: New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times

Ale fail trail to jail
as beer blagger begs brig and
secures stout sentence


Haiku – Dealer’s To Do List

Posted: June 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

DealingFrom The Metro: Drug dealer’s to do list includes ‘go on the rob’ and ‘sell weed’

1. Go on the rob
2. Sell weed. 3. Get busted
4. Go to prison


Haiku – Man Steals Car With No Brakes

Posted: June 4th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

From Fergus Falls Journal: Man attempts to steal car with no brakes

Crim can’t stop stealing.
He nearly found his perfect
getaway motor


Haiku – Robbed Disguised With Toilet Paper

Posted: April 28th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

loo rollFrom The Metro: Armed robber wraps head in toilet paper as a disguise

Crim is a sheet head
When caught, it will be best for
him 2-ply guilty


Haiku – Elderly Bank Robber

Posted: April 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Bank RobberFrom The Telegraph: Elderly ‘Geezer bandit’ bank robber strikes again

OAPlea guilty
Diss him and he will pop a
flat cap in yo ass


Haiku – Steal £500,000, repay £1

Posted: April 10th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

FTessa Phillipsrom The Telegraph: Office Manager steals £500,000, ordered to repay £1.

500 Gs wheeze
Victim Support suggestion?
Visit the pound shop.


Haiku – Thief posts himself

Posted: April 9th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

From The Metro: Thief posts himself into buildings, robs them, posts himself out again

First class criminal.
A caper in brown paper
ends with the last post


Haiku – Arrested returning for car

Posted: April 2nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

From AP: Suspects arrested returning to crime scene for car.

Can you describe him?
About 5ft 10, brown hair
and just to your left.


Haiku – Robbers recruit via job ad

Posted: March 19th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Fhelp wantedrom AFP Via Yahoo – Robbers search for help through job ads.

Man seeks man for ‘work’
Must have a good alibi
And getaway car