From BBC News: Dundee University research bees stolen
Boffins’ bees burgled
Police are told to beehive
as they set up sting
From Gawker: New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times
Ale fail trail to jail
as beer blagger begs brig and
secures stout sentence
From The Metro: Drug dealer’s to do list includes ‘go on the rob’ and ‘sell weed’
1. Go on the rob
2. Sell weed. 3. Get busted
4. Go to prison
From Fergus Falls Journal: Man attempts to steal car with no brakes
Crim can’t stop stealing.
He nearly found his perfect
getaway motor
From The Metro: Armed robber wraps head in toilet paper as a disguise
Crim is a sheet head
When caught, it will be best for
him 2-ply guilty
From The Telegraph: Elderly ‘Geezer bandit’ bank robber strikes again
OAPlea guilty
Diss him and he will pop a
flat cap in yo ass
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rom The Telegraph: Office Manager steals £500,000, ordered to repay £1.
500 Gs wheeze
Victim Support suggestion?
Visit the pound shop.
From The Metro: Thief posts himself into buildings, robs them, posts himself out again
First class criminal.
A caper in brown paper
ends with the last post
From AP: Suspects arrested returning to crime scene for car.
Can you describe him?
About 5ft 10, brown hair
and just to your left.
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rom AFP Via Yahoo – Robbers search for help through job ads.
Man seeks man for ‘work’
Must have a good alibi
And getaway car
