Haiku – 500 Toilet Rolls Stolen

Posted: March 14th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

From The Daily Times: Woman Accused of Stealing 500 Toilet Rolls.

She’s on a bum rap
with Morrissey as her fence
This Charmin Woman


Haiku – 400 Lawn mowers stolen

Posted: March 13th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | 2 Comments »

MowerFrom BBC News: More than 400 mowers stolen from lorry.

Time to cut and run?
Boys in blue are green, they are
Looking for a grass

http://www.alfacell.ru/alfacellmp_product-16677.htmlTime to cut and run?
Boys in blue are green, they are
Looking for a grass