Posted: March 14th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: theft, toilet paper | No Comments »
From The Daily Times: Woman Accused of Stealing 500 Toilet Rolls.
She’s on a bum rap
with Morrissey as her fence
This Charmin Woman
Posted: March 13th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: grass, lawn mower, theft | 2 Comments »
From BBC News: More than 400 mowers stolen from lorry.
Time to cut and run?
Boys in blue are green, they are
Looking for a grass
http://www.alfacell.ru/alfacellmp_product-16677.htmlTime to cut and run?
Boys in blue are green, they are
Looking for a grass
