Posted: April 28th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: police, robber, theft, toilet paper | No Comments »
From The Metro: Armed robber wraps head in toilet paper as a disguise
Crim is a sheet head
When caught, it will be best for
him 2-ply guilty
Posted: March 14th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: theft, toilet paper | No Comments »
From The Daily Times: Woman Accused of Stealing 500 Toilet Rolls.
She’s on a bum rap
with Morrissey as her fence
This Charmin Woman
Posted: February 3rd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: recycle, toilet paper, waste paper | No Comments »
From Gizmag: Turn waste office paper into toilet paper.
Dislike the memo?
Now you know where to stick it.
Watch out for staples.
