Haiku – Robbed Disguised With Toilet Paper

Posted: April 28th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

loo rollFrom The Metro: Armed robber wraps head in toilet paper as a disguise

Crim is a sheet head
When caught, it will be best for
him 2-ply guilty


Haiku – 500 Toilet Rolls Stolen

Posted: March 14th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

From The Daily Times: Woman Accused of Stealing 500 Toilet Rolls.

She’s on a bum rap
with Morrissey as her fence
This Charmin Woman


Haiku – Waste paper to toilet paper

Posted: February 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

The White GoatFrom Gizmag: Turn waste office paper into toilet paper.
Dislike the memo?
Now you know where to stick it.
Watch out for staples.