Haiku – Middle Eastern Loo

Posted: July 15th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Squat LooFrom The Telegraph: Middle-Eastern-style ‘squat’ lavatories fitted in Rochdale shopping centre

Crapper culture clash.
Po-litical correctness
has gone down the pan


Haiku – Student stuck in toilet

Posted: May 17th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

student in looFrom Orange: Student stuck in loo while retrieving mobile phone

Student’s mobile throne
“If your arm is stuck down loo,
press number 2 now”


Haiku – Couple live in disused toilet

Posted: May 4th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

FEx-loorom The Telegraph: Couple set up home in disused public lavatory with sea view

A loo with a view.
They asked the estate agent
for a wee cottage


Haiku – Digging up Shakespeare’s cesspit

Posted: April 6th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

ArchaeologistsFrom The Telegraph: Archaeologists dig up Shakespeare’s ‘cesspit’.

Boffins bore Bard’s bog
Experts are keen to study
his Richard The Third.


Haiku – Godfather’s right to use toilet sans filming

Posted: March 28th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Mafia BossFrom The Telegraph – Mafia boss wins right to use toilet without being filmed.

Don on the dunnie.
Using private moments to
direct number two?


Haiku – Woman hits sister with toilet tank lid

Posted: March 16th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

From AP via MSNBC: Woman hits sister with toilet tank lid

A sister assault.
She flips her lid, forcing sis
to fight the cistern