Posted: July 15th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: mall, shop, squat, toilet | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Middle-Eastern-style ‘squat’ lavatories fitted in Rochdale shopping centre
Crapper culture clash.
Po-litical correctness
has gone down the pan
Posted: May 17th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: phone, student, toilet | No Comments »
From Orange: Student stuck in loo while retrieving mobile phone
Student’s mobile throne
“If your arm is stuck down loo,
press number 2 now”
Posted: May 4th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: elderly, home, toilet | No Comments »
F
rom The Telegraph: Couple set up home in disused public lavatory with sea view
A loo with a view.
They asked the estate agent
for a wee cottage
Posted: April 6th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: archaeologist, bard, shakespeare, toilet | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Archaeologists dig up Shakespeare’s ‘cesspit’.
Boffins bore Bard’s bog
Experts are keen to study
his Richard The Third.
Posted: March 28th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: film, mafia, prison, toilet | No Comments »
From The Telegraph – Mafia boss wins right to use toilet without being filmed.
Don on the dunnie.
Using private moments to
direct number two?
Posted: March 16th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: assault, sister, toilet | No Comments »
From AP via MSNBC: Woman hits sister with toilet tank lid
A sister assault.
She flips her lid, forcing sis
to fight the cistern